I am a complete penguin when it comes to directions; I can get lost driving to the grocery store. My mom is even worse. Even though she grew up in St. Paul and lived in a nearby suburb until she was nearly forty, she always hated driving in the Twin Cities, especially Minneapolis.
About twenty-five years ago, she and my dad took a trip to Minneapolis, an hour or so from their home in St. Cloud. It was a brutally cold winter day, around thirty below. My dad had to run into a magic shop to pick up some props for a talent show. Since there were no parking spaces available, he asked my mom to drop him off, drive around the block and he’d be right out.
Reluctantly, my mom took the wheel, dropped off my dad, took a right turn and promptly found herself on the freeway heading God knows where. Instant panic. To her credit, she managed to turn the car around and find her way back to the general vicinity but she had no idea where the magic shop was or how close she was to it.
Reasoning that she’d find the magic shop faster on foot, she parked the car and approached a police officer directing traffic in the middle of the intersection. He directed her to a magic shop a few blocks away where, sure enough, my dad was shivering outside the entrance. He had planned to just dash in and out so he hadn’t bothered putting on his winter coat. Pretty ironic: My dad walks into a magic shop and my mom disappears!
My dad sees my mom and says, “Where the hell were you and where’s the car?” Oh-oh. She has no idea where she parked. So here’s my frostbitten dad and my disoriented mom wandering around the frozen tundra of downtown Minneapolis looking for their car. My dad has to duck into Woolworth’s for a few minutes to warm up before renewing the search. Finally, eureka! There’s the car. My dad mutters, “Never again will I ever ask you to drive in the cities.”
And he never did.
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Phil is the author of Through God’s Eyes: Finding Peace and Purpose in a Troubled World, a comprehensive guide to living a spiritual life. Who will benefit from reading it?
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