Anagram-orama!

One day I happened to look up at the ENCINITAS sign on the main street in town and realized that it was an anagram for NICE SAINT. How perfectly appropriate, considering that Encinitas was home to Paramahansa Yogananda for many years.



I’ve long been fascinated by anagrams, which are words or phrases created by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.

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I hope you enjoy my collection of anagrams below!



AWESOME ANAGRAMS

Alec Guiness = Genuine class

Princess Diana = End is a car spin

Clint Eastwood = Old West action

Bruce Hurst = B. Ruth Curse

Slobodan Milosevic = O, I’m an evil, cold boss!

Tom Cruise = So I’m cuter

Salman Rushdie = Read, shun Islam

David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV

Dental records = sacred nerd lot

Elvis = Lives!

Tonya Harding = Do an angry hit

Dormitory = Dirty room

Evangelist = Evil’s agent

Santa = Satan

The eyes = They see

Debit card = Bad Credit

Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free

Year Two Thousand = A year to shut down

Admirer = Married

Marriage = A grim era

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

New York Times = Monkeys Write

Desperation = A rope ends it

Astronomer = Moon starer

The Morse Code = Here come dots

A Telephone Girl = Repeating “Hello”

A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man tamed it

Western Union = No wire unsent

The countryside = No city dust here

Astronomers = Moon starers

Slot Machines = Cash lost in ’em

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Animosity = Is no amity

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No more Z’s

The Public Art Galleries = Large picture halls, I bet

A Decimal Point = I’m a dot in place

Vacation times = I’m not as active

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Contradiction = Accord not in it

Presbyterian = Best In prayer

The earthquakes = That queer shake

Election results = Lies, let’s recount

Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the real star, is OK

The Towering Inferno = Not worth fire engine

Silence of the Lambs = Con bites male flesh

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I raise the bass to feed us in the future


MOONWALKING QUOTE

That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. — Neil Armstrong =
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!


QUOTE BY KURT VONNEGUT

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.


FROM HAMLET

To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


POLITICIANS

Clinton, President of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns

William Clinton = I’m it, an ill clown

William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs. Clinton – felon wife

Impeach Clinton = Then clip Monica

Monica Lewinsky = Nice silky woman or I lay sick men now

Why shouldn’t America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? =
He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.

George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge berserk rebel warthog

George Bush = He bugs Gore

Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

Ronald Wilson Reagan = No, darlings, no ERA law

Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon right-winger clone

Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer

Spiro Agnew = Grow a penis

The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty





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2 Responses to “Anagram-orama!”

  1. wheelchairstroll Says:

    Oh my, have you been busy or what?? Laughing over here, but don’t think I could top yours so will leave it at that. Nice

  2. Phil Bolsta Says:

    *humbly bows*

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